Politics for Dummies
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Political Philosophies Explained in simple "two cow" terms Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain. Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Corporate: You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead. Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government. |
Dear Sir,
But you forget our way (Arab method). The government takes them both and let the citizen dream and pretend that he drinks milk. :D :confused: ;) |
Sorry I forget to sign
Toubrny :D |
The islamic way: You keep the cows, milk them, fill your needs, and contribute your leftovers to the needy. :)
Tishkol Asi :) |
The Israelis way
They stole the cows and then let us buy the milk. :mad: :mad: :mad: tuoburny |
no comment :(
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funny :)
as we say in arabic "شر البلية ما يضحك" :confused: |
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