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اليمامة 20-09-2002 04:45 PM

husband shopping center
 
A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose herself a husband from among many men.

The Center was laid out in five
floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended
up

the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor,
you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't
go back down except to leave the place
So, a couple of girls go to the place to find "husband

First floor, the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids."

A girl reads the sign and says "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up they go.

Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking" Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up.

Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking,
love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say the women. Very tempting,

BUT, there's more further up!? And so again, they go up

Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak
Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on!

So up to the fifth floor they go

The sign on that door said "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day

:D :D :D :p :p
:rolleyes:

نوفان العجارمة 24-09-2002 01:04 AM

Hello, yamamah

women are impossible to please

we ( men) know this terrible fact

:mad: :mad:

أبو أشواق 24-09-2002 10:48 AM

Hi Yammamh :p

what ever you say or not to say .. we all know that women are Complex creatures ... do you accept this :p ?

Regards :p ;) :p

ريان الشققي 25-09-2002 12:18 AM

Can not agree more
You are all right
: However

She is the Nile
Flooding with tender and goodness
With love and style

Pleased or not, She is mine

Be the crazy hors or the calm sea
,Be the symphony of love
Or the rocky reef
She is mine and I love thee


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