perfect husband
There are several men in the locker room of a
private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: - Hello? - Honey, It's me. - Sugar! - Are you at the club? - Yes. - Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it? - What's the price? - Only $1,500.00 - Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much... - Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year... - What price did he quote you? - Only $60,000... - OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. - Great!, before we hang up, something else... - What? - It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property... - How much are they asking? - Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover... - Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK? - OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!! - Bye... I do too... The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: - Does anyone know who this phone belongs to? :D :D :D |
very nice .. but i think its not like that
its like afire in tress and beaty in car ok .. lets read it again ........ mmmmmm .. yes of cors .. its right ahmaaaaaaaaaaaad |
i did'nt understand you ahmad :) but thanks for sharing your thought
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ha ha ha !!!! :)
so funny Judy,, I liked it so much. |
hadia..hi long time no see :)
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Judy ... :D :D :D :D
indeed it's soooooooooooooooooo funny and thank god that is not my phone number can u write it in arabic in other board cause it's very funny . well u give us some more .. please . |
well koktil .. i'm glad you liked it ..
about translating it in arabic .. i think you should write it in arabic .. it was your idea after all.. :D |
u been right .
l will ... soon thanks |
i wish to see it ...soon
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hi jody ..
please .. choose a board to write it on .... |
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