women codes
 

Element: woman

Occurrence: surplus quantities in all urban areas.

Physical Properties:

1) surface usually covered in painted film

2) boils at nothing, freezes without reason

3) melts if given proper treatment

4) bitter if used incorrectly.

Chemical Properties:

1) possess great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones

2) able to absorb great quantities of expensive substances.

3) may explode spontaneously if left alone with a male.

4) most powerful money-reducing agent known .

[ 30-07-2001: المشاركة عدلت بواسطة: الـغـــافقي ]

Caution:

1) highly dangerous except in experienced hands

2) illegal to posses more than one except in certain cases.