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جودي 28-04-2002 10:13 AM

black 4 five minutes
 
A little white boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a
chocolate cake from scratch. While the mother had her head turned, the
little white boy went to the table, dipped both hands in the chocolate
frosting and covered his face with it.

The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and said, "What the
hell are you doing?" The son gleefully replied "Look, Mama! I'm black!!!"

The mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son. She then
said, "Go show your father what you've done!"

The boy then walked into the den where his father was reading and said,
"Look Daddy! I'm black!!!" The father put his magazine down and had a very
puzzled look on his face from seeing the chocolate on the boy's face. The
father said, "Come here, boy!" The boy came to him and the father smacked
his son across his head. The father angrily said, "Now go show your grandpa
what you've done!!!"

The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch and said,
"Um.... Grandpa, look what I did. I'm black." The grandfather said gruffly
"COME HERE, BOY!" The grandfather took the boy over his knee and proceeded
to spank him. "That'll teach you! Now go back in the kitchen with your
mama!!"

The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said, "I hope you've
learned your lesson, young man!"

The boy says with a scowl on his face, "Heck yeah! I've been black for 5
minutes and I hate you white mutha*****rs already!"
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peace sells , but who's buying?
judy

كوكتيل 30-07-2002 09:46 PM

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