joke of the day
 

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled

across an old lamp. He rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah

blah... you get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've

always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get

very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can

drive over to visit?" The genie said, "That's impossible. Think

of the logistics of that! No, think of another wish."

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.

Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My

wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So,

I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel

inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent

treatment... know why they're crying, know what they're

really want when they say 'nothing'... know how to make

them truly happy..."

The genie then asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or

four?"


Thansk and Warm Regards all :D :D ;) :D :D

ha ha ha...Very Funny :D

Thanks alot for your contribution :D

Best Wishes and warm Regards :D ;) :D

I THINK
IF U TRY 2 ANDERSTAND A WOMAN
IT WILL BE SO DIFFICULT
BUT IF U WANT
U WILL SUCCESS ONE DAY
JUST ONE DAY!!!

hi oo no9 انسانة :D:D:D:D:D:

you saied:


But I don't think so :p



even one day I don't think so :) :)

Best Regards. :grin::grin:

Good 4 u
:p :p :p


Salam
:)

p :p :p 3ALEEKOM ESALAAM

I KNOW SO I AM KEEPING MY SELF AWAY FROM THEM

:p :p :p

REGARDS :)

I have the feeling that they r keeping them selves away from u :D
:p :p :p :p

salam :)

IF YOU DO AND BELIEVE ME :p :o

I AM KEEPING MY SELF AWAY FROM THEM ..... BUT

WHAT I DO :confused: THEY ARE BUSY IN FOLLOWING US NOT ONLY ME ;)

LOOOOOOOOOL THANKS AND REGARDS :D