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Some short jokes


I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof

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Q. Why are there no Olympic champions in Mexico?
A. Because any Mexican who can jump, run or swim is already in the USA
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong ( some thing wrong)

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Q: Why do Jewish people have such big nose's?
A: Because air is free!

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