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WHAT WOULD YOU DO?


If an insect falls in your cup of coffee, what do you
do?

A French: Throw the cup away and walk out of the café.

An American: Asks the waiter for another cup of coffee.

A Mexican: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.

A Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.

An Israeli: Sells the coffee to the Americans and the
insect to the Chinese; Screams that his security is in
peril; Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect
in his coffee; Alleges that Hizbollah, the Syrians and
the Iranians advocate attacks with weapons of mass
insects; Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian
Terrorism, attacks on his Human Rights, Anti-Semitism,
the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus, and
Discrimination on Noah's Ark; Asks Arafat to immediately
stop insects from flying in the air or landing in coffee
cups; Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses,
cuts off water and electricity, humiliates and
terrorises civilians, kills or maims all men, women and
children -- including infants -- in his way and builds
more settlments on Palestinian lands; Imposes on the
Americans for another 50 billion dollar in military aid;
Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from the United
States to buy another cup of coffee; Claims life-time
free coffee from the cafe as compensation.