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				 Life Before Computers 
 LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 An application was for employment,
 A program was a TV show...
 A cursor used profanity,
 And a keyboard was on a piano!
 
 
 
 Memory was something that you lost with age
 And a CD was a bank account,
 And if you had a corrupted disk,
 It would hurt when you found out!
 
 
 
 Compress was what you did to garbage,
 Not something you did to a file,
 And if you unzipped anything in public
 You'd be in jail for a while!
 
 
 
 Log on was adding wood to a fire,
 A hard drive was a trip on the road,
 A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
 And a backup happened to the commode!
 
 
 
 Cutting, you did with a pocket knife,
 Pasting, you did with glue.
 The Web was where a spider lived
 And a virus was the flu!
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