22-10-2002, 12:07 AM
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ابو أشـواق
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تاريخ التّسجيل: Mar 2002
الإقامة: الســـــ الشرقية ــــعودية
المشاركات: 5,122
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joke of the day
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled
across an old lamp. He rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah
blah... you get one wish!"
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've
always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get
very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can
drive over to visit?" The genie said, "That's impossible. Think
of the logistics of that! No, think of another wish."
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My
wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So,
I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel
inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent
treatment... know why they're crying, know what they're
really want when they say 'nothing'... know how to make
them truly happy..."
The genie then asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or
four?"
Thansk and Warm Regards all
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