[اليمامة]

Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani guy
:To irritate the Pakistani guy they strike up this conversation

?John says to Mike: "So were are you off to.....India

Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many Muslims
there

(The Pakistani guy stirs in his seat)

John: "Are you going to Iran?"
Mike: No, that place is even more populated with Muslims

?"John: "Are you going to Indonesia

Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with
!"Muslims

(By now the Pakistani guy is getting really mad)

?"John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan
Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with
!!Muslims

Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and says

WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS
!!!THERE