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السلام عليكم ..........

الدكتورة ............. ثانك يووو

اما انا يومي بدأ بانه كان عندنا زيارة الى معمل التكرير في رأس تنورة

والفرضة .............. المهم الباصات كانت موقفة عند مركز التوظيف حق

ارامكو (أكيد تعرفونه ) ........... المهم الباصات تحرك الساعة 7:15

صباحاً .......... وخويكم ما قام الا الساعة 7:10 (يمديه والا لا ؟؟؟)

المهم كلم على اخوياه في الباص حركتو والا لا ؟؟؟ قالوا باقي دقيقة و

نحرك ............. قلت اييه الوعد اجل راس تنورة ........ وانا ماشي في

الخط الا والله و هذي الباصات والشباب يؤشرووون وقف نبي نروح معك

(واحد نصاب نمرة واستمارة) ........ وانا ادعس و خلال نص ساعة وانا

في راس تنورة ........

وبعد ما زرنا المصفاة والفرضة ........ انا فيه باك هووم.

وسلا متكم .

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وهذي قصة حليوة .......

WHAT ARE YOU ????????????????



A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.



Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.



There is, however, one exception . A girl named Sana' has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not a American." replied Sana'. "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Arab," boasts the little girl.



The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Sana' why she is an Arab. "Well, my mom and dad are Arab's, so I'm an Arab too." The teacher is now angry . "That's no reason", she says loudly "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"



A pause, and a smile . "Then" says Sana', "I'd be an American."

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