[بسمة امل]

Hitler and Stalin sit in a bar.
This guy walks in and asks the barman. Isn't that Hitler and
Stalin?
And the barman says "Yep, thats them"
So the guy walks over and says: "Hallo, what are u guys doing?"
And Hitler says:"We're planning world war 3"
And the guy says: "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Hitler says:" Well, we're going to kill 14 million jews this
time and one
bicycle repairman."
And the guy asks:"A bicycle repairman???!"
So Hitler turns to Stalin and says:" See, I told you no-one would
worry about
the 14 million jews!"