[saudi2003]

Hamid Karazai We need more prostitutes in Kabul, Too many GI's around Sept 1 9k
Bin Laden I dare you open the attachment Sept 1 260M
Arafat I am am waiting for an invatation to your ranch Sept 1 1k
Clinton If you invite Arafat don't let him kiss you Sept 2 13k
Arafat I gabe instructiuons in Arabic to stop suiciders Sept 2 19k
Arafat I am still waiting for your invitation Sept 2 1k
Arafat If you invite me I promise not to kiss you Sept 2 10k
Condolezza Rice Arafat is spamming your email, don't answer him Sept 2 9k
Bin Laden You coward you still don't dare to open my email ! Sept 2 261M
Mohamed Ata You think I;m stupid to kill myself, try and catch me Sept 3 47k
Arafat I promise not to kiss Mrs. Bush Sept 3 1k
Aschroft We caught a terrorist with a bomb in his crotch? Sept 3 10k
Rumsfeld When are we going after Iraq? Wolfowitz is pressuring me Sept 3 1k
Powell I have to see you, am I still Secretary of State Sept 4 1k
Sharon It looks like I am entering Gaza before you attack Iraq Sept 4 1k
Kofi Anan I don't seem to have any work to do, shall we close down the UN? Sept 4 6k
Blair Forget what my wife said, I am on your and Sharon's side Sept 4 1k
George Bush, Sr. Idiot, I told you not to cry in front of the camera Sept 4 12k
Sharon Idiot, I told you not tomention Palestinian state Sept 4 19k
Clinton Don't foll around with any of the secretaries I appointed Sept 4 1k
Sharon I need more money to fight terrorism Sept 5 21k
Mubarak I need more money to fight terrorism Sept 5 21k
King Abdullah I need more money to fight terrorism Sept 5 21k
Mullah Omar Your Kabul embassy is refusing to give me a visa Sept 5 11k
Castro Attached is my invitation for you to visit Cuba Sept 6 750M
Prince Abdullah Is the price of oil low enough for you? Sept 6 54k
Bin Laden How about meeting in Geneva to iron out our differences? Sept 6 100M
Milosevic Help me get out of here and I promise to help Sharon Sept 6 15k
Saddam If I resign can I retire in the US? Sept 6 89k
Mrs. Cheney Please ask Dick to leave his bunker, 12 months there is enough Sept 6 1k
AIPAC Attached is your speech to the UN Sept 6 1M
AIPAC So far you're OK, I gave orders to have Jeb Bush reelected in Florida Sept 7 99k
Laura Bush I told you the Pope is not to be addressed at the Dalai Lama Sept 7 5k
King Abdullah You didn't tell me that you plan to attack Iraq from Jordan Sept 7 1k
Tenet of CIA We cannot find any prostitutes willing to go to Kabul Sept 7 8k
Ashcroft I am sending a historic Bible by courier, autographed by God Sept 7 6k
Bin Laden Attached is my itenerary for the next year Sept 7 900M
Falwell Don't forget your daily prayers Sept 7 8k
Al Jazeera TV We have a new video from Bin Laden, do you want to see it first? Sept 7 2k
Colin Powell Please remember that Brazil is in South America, not in Africa Sept 7 1k
Condolezza Rice Sharon says he likes my legs, is that why he comes here so often? Sept 8 3k
Rumsfeld I suggest we include Germany in the Axis of Evil Sept 8 3k
Hamid Karazai Attached is an invitation for you and Mrs. Bush to a wedding in Kabul Sept 8 100k
Arafat We ran out of toilet paper at the compound, can you help? Sept 8 4k
Sharon If Arafat asks for toilet paper refer him to me Sept 8 1k
Hamid Karazai Why pays my salary? We have no money in Kabul Sept 8 2k
Hamid Karazai The Afghan is ready to support your invasion of Iraq Sept 8 2k