Have A Laugh . . .

يتيم الشعر · #1 04-10-2005, 04:15 AM

Paul: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Jack: No i-dea.
Paul: Very good. Then what do you call a deer with no eyes and is not moving?
Jack: Still no i-dea.
Paul: Excellent

SaNDy BiLL · #2 30-10-2005, 05:20 AM

that was sooo funny

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Orkida · #3 23-11-2005, 08:05 PM

hhhhhhhhhhh
thanks, it's too sweet joke
read
"Abu Abed and Abu Steif"

Abu Steif is well known to be very stingy , Abu Abed asked him once : What do you do Abu Steif if it is too cold ?"

Au Steif : " I'll get close to the heater

Abu Abed : And what if it is very cold

Abu Steif : I'll get closer to the heater

Abu Abed : What about if it is very very cold and you are about to die from the cold weather

Abu Steif : If this is the case, I have no other option but to turn the heater on