A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. 
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. 
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all. 

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