jokes in English

[...etc]

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about
the difference between right and wrong.

"All right children, let's take another example,"
she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket
and take his billfold with all his money, what
would I be?"

Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a
confident smile, he blurts out, "You'd be his wife!"RADAR: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right
45 degrees."

PILOT: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much
noise can we make up here?"

RADAR: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes
when it hits a 747?"


Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation
when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the
memory clinic you went to last month?"

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest
psychological techniques - visualization, association - it
made a huge difference for me."

"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn't
remember.

Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do
you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was
the name of that clinic?"

to be contenued ,bye for now

[...etc]

ردوا عطوني وجه؟؟؟

و الاااااا؟


احرجتكم؟؟

[داعي الحب]

يالله هذه بعد حاله ......عربي وزين نعرف والحين عنقريزي
جودي وجوزي من هسوالف تبين تدرسين مو اهني
اعتقد انه عندكم بيت روحي يا ماما روحي
الله يهديك بهدايته
(يعني تعرف انجليزي)
كخخ كخخخخخخخ كح كح ههههههه

[المد]

etc ارجو مراسلتي للأهميه القصوى...
احمد

[داعي الحب]

جودي يبا انا اسف انتي اشطر بنت في الوطن العربي
يبا درسي وين ما تبين بس لاتزعلين
يبا اخذي كل صفحات الخيمه وكتبي عليهم الواجبات بس لا تزعلين
يبا اعطيك غترتي كتبي عليها بس لاتزعلين
يبا اعطيك كل كشخت كاشخ كتبي عليهم الواجبات بس لاتزعلين
يبا اصيرلك كراسه اصيرلك كشكول اصيرلك دفتر بس لاتزعلين

[...etc]

وش السالفه انا رحت انام ما تعترف بالنوم يا داعي الحب؟؟

انا بطلت اسهر لان فيني النوم!!!

و بعدين انا بس حبيت اكشخ فيكم باللغه بس طلعتو ....

و انا ما ابي واجبات في مدرستنا طلبنا من الاداره ان يلغوها

وانت تبي ؟؟؟

و غترتك خلها تفيدك عند كاشخ لا يغطي عليك

و اتخيلني اكتب على كشخته ؟؟ عشان مو بس يرز لي صورة تحوم الكبد؟

يعمل عماااااايل

و مشكور عندي كشااااااكيل