jokes in English

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A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about
the difference between right and wrong.

"All right children, let's take another example,"
she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket
and take his billfold with all his money, what
would I be?"

Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a
confident smile, he blurts out, "You'd be his wife!"RADAR: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right
45 degrees."

PILOT: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much
noise can we make up here?"

RADAR: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes
when it hits a 747?"


Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation
when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the
memory clinic you went to last month?"

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest
psychological techniques - visualization, association - it
made a huge difference for me."

"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn't
remember.

Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do
you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was
the name of that clinic?"

to be contenued ,bye for now