Life Before Computers

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LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS!











An application was for employment,
A program was a TV show...
A cursor used profanity,
And a keyboard was on a piano!



Memory was something that you lost with age
And a CD was a bank account,
And if you had a corrupted disk,
It would hurt when you found out!



Compress was what you did to garbage,
Not something you did to a file,
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while!



Log on was adding wood to a fire,
A hard drive was a trip on the road,
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
And a backup happened to the commode!



Cutting, you did with a pocket knife,
Pasting, you did with glue.
The Web was where a spider lived
And a virus was the flu!