Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani guy
:To irritate the Pakistani guy they strike up this conversation
?John says to Mike: "So were are you off to.....India
Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many Muslims
there
(The Pakistani guy stirs in his seat)
John: "Are you going to Iran?"
Mike: No, that place is even more populated with Muslims
?"John: "Are you going to Indonesia
Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with
!"Muslims
(By now the Pakistani guy is getting really mad)
?"John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan
Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with
!!Muslims
Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and says
WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS
!!!THERE