short about lawyers

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Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!


Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.



Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.



Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Attila the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two lawyers were arguing over a penny.

Q:What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.