perfect husband

[جودي]

There are several men in the locker room of a
private club after exercising.
Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the
benches rings.
A man picks it up and the following conversation
ensues:
- Hello?
- Honey, It's me.
- Sugar!
- Are you at the club?
- Yes.
- Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where
you are. I saw a
beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely
gorgeous!! Can I buy it?
- What's the price?
- Only $1,500.00
- Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it
that much...
- Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw
the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I
spoke with the
salesman and he gave me a really good price ...
and since we need to
exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
- What price did he quote you?
- Only $60,000...
- OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options.
- Great!, before we hang up, something else...
- What?
- It might look like a lot, but I was
reconciling your bank account
and...I stopped by the real estate agent this
morning and I saw the
house we had looked at last year ... it's on
sale!!
Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden,
acre of park area,
beachfront property...
- How much are they asking?
- Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I
see that we have that
much in the bank to cover...
- Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid
$420,000. OK?
- OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I
love you!!!
- Bye... I do too...
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and
raises his hand while
holding the phone and asks to all those present:
- Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?

[أحمـد]

very nice .. but i think its not like that
its like afire in tress and beaty in car
ok .. lets read it again ........
mmmmmm .. yes of cors .. its right

ahmaaaaaaaaaaaad

[جودي]

i did'nt understand you ahmad but thanks for sharing your thought

[Hadia]

ha ha ha !!!!
so funny Judy,, I liked it so much.

[جودي]

hadia..hi long time no see

[كوكتيل]

Judy ...

indeed it's soooooooooooooooooo funny

and thank god that is not my phone number

can u write it in arabic in other board
cause it's very funny .

well u give us some more .. please .

[جودي]

well koktil .. i'm glad you liked it ..
about translating it in arabic .. i think you should write it in arabic .. it was your idea after all..

[كوكتيل]

u been right .
l will ... soon

thanks

[جودي]

i wish to see it ...soon

[كوكتيل]

hi jody ..
please ..
choose a board to write it on ....