joke of the day

أبو أشواق · #1 22-10-2002, 12:07 AM

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled

across an old lamp. He rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah

blah... you get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've

always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get

very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can

drive over to visit?" The genie said, "That's impossible. Think

of the logistics of that! No, think of another wish."

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.

Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My

wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So,

I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel

inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent

treatment... know why they're crying, know what they're

really want when they say 'nothing'... know how to make

them truly happy..."

The genie then asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or

four?"

Thansk and Warm Regards all