how to become a cool girl

[جودي]

I did not like this one.
But have a look to how some stupids think.


How to become a cool Saudi Girl
1. Make up, make up, makeup, is the only solution foryour skin problems.
2. If you are overseas, don't worry the same ugly Saudi guys will still like to follow you and they will use the same old fashioned way to flirt with you.
3. When you are out, and when you are surrounded by men, pretend always that you don't know what is wrong with your head scarf (Tarha) which doesn't seem to stay on your head.
4. After a failure in a "friendship" with a Saudi guy, pretend that you have been a victim and he has been emotionally abusing you. (call him a typical Saudiguy)
5. If you love him and want him to fall in love with you, get him closer to you, and when he says he loves you, pretend that you don't want that. (call him a Saudi typical guy)
6. Have Saudi male "friends", and keep calling them friends no matter "what"!!
7. Use Internet, have an ID for chatting, waste your time with nonsense in chat rooms, make a long list of friends and tell each one of them that he is a special friend of yours.
8. When you are shopping, perform all your talents in eye-contacts with young men around you. When they follow you, show that you are upset, but keep looking at them. (call them Saudi typical guys)
9. Clean your bag from numbers after each shopping, only if you have enough of them already.
10. Take your house maid with you wherever you go. This would give the impression that you are rich.
11. Have your father or your husband buy you a mobile as you might need it for emergency cases, for example giving your husband instructions on how to change your baby's diaper while you are at a wedding party.
12. Spend hours with your friends on phone or mobile, talking about silly things. After all settling the bill is not your problem.
13. When you are out for shopping with your husband, always check out if you are still attractive and men are still staring at you, even though you gained extra weight.
14. Keep nagging on your husband's head (zenny 3ala rasu) to spend your vacation abroad even if he doesn't have budget for it.
15. Don't let other women relatives or friends see you at parties wearing the same dress twice. What would they say about you ? Fageera??
16. When you are abroad, always wear dresses that don't fit the occasion as long as you can't wear them in public back home.
17. Go through long discussions with your friends trying to convince them that Titanic Boy is more handsome than Ricky Martin.
18. If you are a beautiful girl (or rather think you are) make sure that you surround yourself with uglyfriends.
19. When you invite your friends, make a Big Fat Sweet meal no matter how healthy or who is going to eat it.
20. Keep an eye on what your other women have. If your friend gets pregnant, get jealous. You too should be pregnant!!

[بسمة امل]

MmMmM,,,, i dont think so

thank you judy it is funny

[الدره]

السلام عليكم\ thank you i think il earn some thing from that

[كونزيت]

What was that Joory??????????????? It is the shortest way to be the worest woman in the whole world!!! FUNNY BUT NOT DELICIOUS

[eftikarm]

You are right dear konzit, but in fact i like this article..it's
funny=strange...thank you dear judy