instaling love

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INSTALLING LOVE
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Customer Service (CS) Rep. : Yes, Ma'am, how can
I help you today?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've
decided to install LOVE.
Can you guide me through the process?
CS Rep. : Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to
proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I
think I'm ready to install now. What do I do first?
CS Rep.: The first step is to open your HEART.
Have you located your HEART ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other
programs running right now. Is it okay to install
while they are
running?
CS Rep. : What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE,
LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running
right now.
CS Rep. : No problem. LOVE will gradually erase
PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It
may
remain in your permanent memory, but it will no
longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually
overwrite
LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called
HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However,
you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and
RESENTMENT.COM.
Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly
installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can
you tell me how?
CS Rep. : My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and
invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as
necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM
have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done. LOVE has started installing
itself automatically.Is that normal?
CS Rep. : Yes. You should receive a message that
says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do
you see
that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
CS Rep. : Yes, but remember that you have only
the base program. You need to begin connecting to
other
HEART's in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops. I have an error message already.
What should I do?
CS Rep. : What does the message say?
Customer: It says 'ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON
INTERNAL COMPONENTS.' What does that mean?
CS Rep. : Don't worry ma'am, that's a common
problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to
run on
external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your
HEART. It is one of those complicated programming
things,
but in non-technical terms it means you have to
'LOVE' your own machine before
it can 'LOVE' others.
Customer: So what should I do?
CS Rep. : Can you pull down the directory called
'SELF-ACCEPTANCE'?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
CS Rep. : Excellent. You're getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
CS Rep. : You're welcome. Click on the following
files and then copy them to the 'MYHEART' directory:
FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and
ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite
any conflicting files and begin patching any
faulty programming. Also, you need to delete
VERBOSE-SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and
then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it
is
completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up
with new files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor
right now and it
shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are
copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?
CS Rep. : Sometimes. For others it takes a while,
but eventually everything gets downloaded at the
proper time.
So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be
able to handle it from here. One more
thing before I go.
Customer: Yes?
CS Rep. : LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it
and its various modules to everybody you meet. They
will in turn
share it with other people and they will return
some similarly cool modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thanks for your help. By the
way, what's your name?
CS Rep. : You can call me the Divine
Cardiologist, also known as The Great Physician, but
most call me God.
Most people feel all they need is an annual
check-up to stay heart-healthy, but the manufacturer
(Me) suggests a
schedule of daily maintenance for maximum
efficiency.
Put another way, keep in touch.........

peace out,judy

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THANX OUR SISTER .... JUDY